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Ep 086: Drunken Master 2

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Punch Mountain is going deep in their cups with DRUNKEN MASTER 2. Mac and David discuss supportive step-moms, ginseng tax evasion, and insane Jackie Chan stunts before revealing DRUNKEN MASTER 2’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Quickly provided answers for frequently asked questions about DRUNKEN MASTER 2:

Are Drunken Master 2 and The Legend of Drunken Master the same?
Yes, except The Legend Of The Drunken Master has eight additional minutes of Wong Fei-Hung playing Golden Tee

Which Drunken Master is better?
Of all the Drunken Masters, Ben Affleck is the most misunderstood

What styles does Jackie Chan know?
Classical, jazz, and tap!

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Ep 085: Escape from New York

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Punch Mountain is gliding into the heart of darkness with ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. Mac and David discuss cool voices, cartoon antics, and brutally honest credits before revealing ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Quickly provided answers for frequently asked questions about ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK:

Is Escape from L.A. a sequel to Escape from New York?
It’s just one of the sequels along with Escape From Alcatraz, Escape From the Planet of the Apes, and Escape from the Battle of the Network Stars

How old was Kurt Russel when he filmed Escape to New York?
When he filmed Escape from New York, Kurt Russel was 29. Russel appears older thanks to the eyepatch, his beard and his love of radiation exposure.

Why is Escape from New York so good?
The same thing that makes everything great: MSG!

Is Escape from New York related to Metal Gear Solid?
If you’re asking if the character of Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid is based on Snake Plissken, then yes! Solid Snake is an ironic name because he’s actually Snake Plissken’s ghost.

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Ep 084: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

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Punch Mountain is going back to how it all started with FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA. Mac and David discuss wig-based escape plans, emotionally withholding warlords, and Chris Hemsworth’s nipples before revealing FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Quickly provided answers for frequently asked questions about Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Is Furiosa connected to Mad Max?
If you’re asking, are they related? No. Do they have anything in common? Also no.

Can I watch Furiosa without watching Mad Max?
Yeah, but if you’re not watching Mad Max he’s going to come at your from the side. You have to keep your eyes on him at all times.

Why wasn’t Furiosa a wife?
Because with those narrow hips she couldn’t have more than six or seven kids.

Why does Furiosa put grease on her head?
Because she’s a pimple popper who loves a challenge.

Why does Furiosa look so fake?
She’s had work done. And she has a robot arm.

 

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Ep 079: Mission: Impossible 3

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Punch Mountain is heading back into the field with MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3, and this time it’s personal. Mac and David discuss exciting disguises, lousy secret identities, and questionable tastes in party music before revealing MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

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